February 2011
Today I learned that I'm double jointed.
So my elbow bends retardedly. It was so funny when I was walking around the track with Jacky, Josh and em. I is double jointed and it’s funnyyyy
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Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
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That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
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Tumblr isn't a p0rno site.
xinfinitytwo:
GTFO! D:
FORREAL THOUGH.
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
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I’m clumsy :\
January 2011
I don't have enough time to blog about my day atm.
Because I have to take notes for Dills’ class. Then I need to study. I’m so fucking smart, I left my binder in the locker. Mmhm, I’m totally gonna pass that mother fucking test.
TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE
deeveedee:
It makes you attractive.
It changes your mood.
It is contagious.
It relieves stress.
It boosts your immune system.
It lowers your blood pressure.
It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
It makes you seem successful.
It helps you stay positive.
always.
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
So whatever madre. I’m gonna continue being a rebel. Like a boss.
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
drugdealinmusic:
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
I won't try to be that "perfect girlfriend."
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I’m a confusing girl. I’ll annoy you, do stupid shit, get mad about the smallest things you do or don’t do, get sad about the times when you don’t talk to me, make a big deal about the things you say, occasionally be a bitch cause i’ve been fucked in the past, get jealous when you talk to other girls, and hate you for the way you make me feel at times. Yeah, this is me. If you can’t...
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FUCK OATH
i so fucking agree
Losing your parents while shopping
sally-georgian:
at 6 years old:
now:
AND I WONDER WHEN WILL I EVER GROW UP…
While walking with your friends...
brianaaroque:
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itsmeartes:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
ROFL
Lmao.
Most definitely.
That moment when it's too late to watch a movie,...
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Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean...
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TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
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You are allowed to read my shit, but:
don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all.
whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about.
don’t judge me from my posts.
don’t assume my posts are about you.
don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular.
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
improvdreamer:
You’re like: What do I say?
LOL ALWAYS!
I'm short.
antonettepaviera:
So don’t be shocked if you see me in person.
The height difference is lovely, believe me.
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Slow Down guys
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